Lyrics:
Behold!
An orange despot descends the escalator
He’s less Fourth Reich and more Third Temple
An insult to mangoes and Mussolini
All Hail the God Emperor Potatus Blormph
The new king of Israel
He’s a Chabad guy,
Not the bad guy
Trust the Plan!
It’s in his small hands
All Hail The new King of Israel
All Hail The God Emperor Potatus Blormph
He brought his people to new Golan Heights
The new Dolan Heights
No Red, Just orange blue and white
No stars, but one with six pointy sides
Let’s build two thousand miles of wall
Do you need a thousand miles of wall?
How bout a fence that’s not quite as tall
All Hail the God Emperor Potatus Blormph
The savior of “Certain People” and
The founding stock, the forgotten man
And other euphemisms for all of us
whose hopes blew away in a cloud
of Cheeto dust
No Red, Just orange blue and white
No stars, but one with six pointy sides
No “Whites,” no rights, just our genocide
We fought, we thought orange was the new white
I’ve seen my own orange blue and white
flames engulf the flag of our greatest ally
Forget new king of Israel
Lets get to the nuking of Israel
Orange was the new white
All hail the God Emperor
Say farewell to the goy king of Israel
No Red, Just orange blue and white
No stars, but one with six pointy sides
No “Whites,” no rights, just our genocide
We fought, we thought orange was the new white
You coped, you hoped orange was the new white